satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via orgasm)

vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

(via kisslng)

genitaled:

when a hot person calls themselves ugly

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(Source: gaygrl, via phobias)

slydigged:

*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

(via cumfort)

bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

(Source: bearholdt, via orgasm)

foodtrucker:

i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything

(Source: foodtrucker, via relahvant)